"Every dream is already true the moment it is dreamed." -Suzanne Buffam, from The Irrationalist

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I put on my astronaut mask and go out to do yard work. My neighbor waves at me. I go back inside and take off the astronaut mask, and put on the police officer mask. My wife kisses my cheek as she walks out the door. I quickly snatch the police officer mask off and put on the actor mask and my dog wags its tail while it lies by the fireplace. I take off the actor mask and put on my cowboy mask and shave my face. I knick my face, but never bleed. I never change my clothes.